Audition Information

WADSWORTH, a traditional British butler in every sense: uptight, formal and "by the book." He is the driving force in the play.

COLONEL MUSTARD, a puffy, pompous, dense blowhard of a military man. 

PROFESSOR PLUM, an academic Casanova who woos women with his big... brain.

MR. GREEN, a timid, yet officious, rule follower.He's a bit of a klutz and awfully anxious. 

ENSEMBLE MAN, to play: 

• MR. BODDY, a slick, James Bond-type fella. 

• THE COP, a "Regular Joe." 

• AUXILIARY MUSTARD, the back of Colonel Mustard during a scene of theatrical trickery. 

• AUXILIARY WADSWORTH, Wadsworth during two scenes of theatrical trickery. 

• AN AGENT, an FBI agent who helps to save the day. 

YVETTE, a sexy French maid with her own secret aspirations. (Also plays the REPORTER in the final scene.) 

MISS SCARLET, a dry, sardonic D.C. madam who is more interested in secrets than sex. 

MRS. PEACOCK, the churchgoing wife of a senator. A bit batty, neurotic, and quick to hysteria. 

MRS. WHITE, a pale, morbid, and tragic woman. Mrs. White may or may not be the murderer of her five ex-husbands. 

ENSEMBLE WOMAN, to play: 

• THE COOK, a threatening presence. 

• THE MOTORIST, a benign gentleman who rings the wrong doorbell.

• AUXILIARY SCARLET, the back of Miss Scarlet during a scene of theatrical trickery. 

• AUXILIARY WADSWORTH, Wadsworth during two scenes of theatrical trickery. 

• SINGING TELEGRAM GIRL, a cute, perky tap dancer. 

• AN AGENT, an FBI agent who helps to save the day.